17
Sep

Spandex Licensing Board


After my workout at the gym tonight, I’m convinced that each state needs to create a Spandex Licensing Board to prevent psychological damage to people who are forced to see other people in spandex that have no business even owning it. Let’s just says that there was a very large woman with a very, very large rear end that looked like it was made of Jello who really needs to have someone tell her that spandex is not the right choice for her figure. I had no idea that they even made spandex in sizes that big. That should be outlawed too. It was sort of like a train wreck. Tragic but fascinating- something that you can’t keep from staring at. Which brings me to my main point- with the “new normal” of everyone being overweight, it is not unusual to see people dressed in outfits that used to be reserved for fitness models. So please, look at a fitness magazine and if you don’t look exactly like one of the models, leave the spandex or tight fitting shorts at home.That goes for you guys too.

The positive side of this is that she was in the gym and she was working out pretty hard. That’s better than most people, so good for her.

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